That's right guys, the original, classic CLASSIC METAL SHOW "REXX" T-Shirts are back in stock.

Now, we won't say they'll make you look as "cool" as this guy (that is, "The Blotz" from Ratt):

Ladies, we won't say that your tits will look as "small" as these:

But what we'll guarantee is that when walking around anywhere, you'll get THIS as a reaction:

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CMS Hats - $20.00

For a limited time, we are releasing the new, embroidered CMS Baseball Hats. These are awesome, and should be on the heads of every CMS fan today!

They will only be available for a limited time, so grab one TODAY before they're gone!

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The latest and most intense book to date from THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW host Chris Akin.

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A look at one of the most polarizing, iconic and best selling albums of all time from author, rock critic and shock jock radio host Chris Akin.

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The shockingly honest and emotional first book from radio personality and rock critic Chris Akin.

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